ok, i'm sucking at all this blogging stuff. but it's hard to think of anything to write when I'm so blue. The "wedding" is fast approaching and nothing is working. I have been to every place in the fucking world (hey, first time I've dropped the f-bomb here, wow) and can't find the dress i want. I gave up and bought one today. I don't love it. I don't think my awesome zebra shoes will work with it either. The f-ing church still hasn't called me. we haven't ordered our damn rings. We tried to go apply for a marriage license... our witness didn't show. what a craptastic day.

oh, and i noticed today there are mother-fing ants crawling in my screen door. fuckity fuck fuck.