(I have no idea where it originally came from, he sent me an Imgur link, so this is where I got it.)
Andy: This is what we should use to keep Meghan in when she's drunk!!
Me: You ever use those? They are fucking hard to open! I have to use both hands! I don't have big enough hands!*realization*
Me: I am a fucking toddler.
In other news, Crissy is having a Vajazzling kit giveaway. To enter, you simply have to write comment containing a haiku or a limerick about Down-There-Decorating.
So we all KNOW I had to enter.... He's my comment-- because I think I'm funny sometimes.
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Well, thank goodness I took 3 years of college poetry. I'll have to tell my dad I used that degree in real life today. Maybe I'll leave out that it was a limerick about vaginas...
There once was a man from Rangina,
Who wanted his woman to have a sparkly vagina
"Vajazzle" he cried,
From embarrassment, she died
Although, the doctor declared it was angina.
alternate ending line (because I can't decide which I like better):
From embarrassment she died,
So he had to decorate his own Mangina.
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The title of this post makes a lot more sense now, huh?
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