He, of course, meant "vicariously."

Me: "Bear Jam for the last two days at Fishing Bridge. Elk Jam at West Thumb."(reading from twitter) ... Is it gonna bother you that I still read Yellowstone tweets? Is it gonna be too depressing since you can't go?

(we found out today that he probably won't be able to get the time off since 3 other TLs quit this week.)

Andy: "No, it's your thing.... I have to live bi-curiously through you." 

Why Kari and I can't be alone...

My friend Mindy took this photo of my friend, Kari, and I, at the wedding of our friend, Kate. You're better off not knowing what was happening before we noticed the camera... and this is why Kari and I aren't allowed to be alone together. heh.
The best moment of "girl time" was probably as we got ready for the Groom's Dinner the night before: 

Mindy doing Kari's makeup:  "I feel like I'm doing makeup for Halloween!"
Kari: "Is she making me look like a whore?"

Classic. 

So the 2 suburbs would be....

Sioux City is just a huge wiener community ~My Father-in-law
(He was talking about food and how we have Coney Island and Milwaukee Wiener House and some other stuff, but I think you know where I went... )

A Demotivational Poster, WAITING to be Made!

Moving.....just going from one dishwasher that doesn't work to another.... 

~my friend Sharon

Birthday Flowers 25

Birthday Flowers 25, originally uploaded by MistyHCunningham.

I can't believe I forgot to post this on the day!
(My birthday is Sept 9th)
Josh: So how does it feel to be 25?
Me: I dunno. I'm 24.

Oh, Andy...

Are there 31 days in September? Wait, what's the month that only has 28 days? -andy

I love that man. sheesh. 

Thanks, WW.

Quote of the day:

Andy: Hey, you wrote that barbaric yawp thing on the mirror.
Me: Actually, Walt Whitman wrote that.
Andy: You're a jerk.

(In case you don't recognize it, that's "I sound my barbaric YAWP over the roofs of the world," from Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass.) I didn't tell him that it had taken 2 days before he noticed it.

(Thinking I should name all pets after poets from now on, just to confuse Andy when stuff like this happens.
"Hey you wrote that thing on the mirror!" "Actually it was Tennyson." "The cat?!?!")

That's Why I Love Him

"I said it in my head and thought 'that's dirty... I better as fuck say it then!'"  ~Andy

You can't hear things like this anywhere else....

Andy:  You ok?  (I had a pretty nasty bug this weekend {while at Andy's family reunion, of course}so I'm still suffering a few ill effects.)
Me:  Yeah.  Hungry, I think.
Andy:  Yeah, I think I'm about to go cut some cheese.    

This quote will make more sense when I get the pictures posted.

Me: "Can I have a coke? I poured mine into the vase."
Andy: "Haven't heard *that* one before!"

 

 

Twat an interesting day!

So today Andy was browsing and found this photo:

 

(I have no idea where it originally came from, he sent me an Imgur link, so this is where I got it.)

Andy:  This is what we should use to keep Meghan in when she's drunk!!

Me:  You ever use those? They are fucking hard to open!  I have to use both hands!  I don't have big enough hands!
*realization*
Me: I am a fucking toddler.

 In other news, Crissy is having a Vajazzling kit giveaway. To enter, you simply have to write comment containing a haiku or a limerick about Down-There-Decorating. 

 So we all KNOW I had to enter.... He's my comment-- because I think I'm funny sometimes.

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Well, thank goodness I took 3 years of college poetry.  I'll have to tell my dad I used that degree in real life today.  Maybe I'll leave out that it was a limerick about vaginas...

There once was a man from Rangina,
Who wanted his woman to have a sparkly vagina
"Vajazzle" he cried,
From embarrassment, she died
Although, the doctor declared it was angina.

alternate ending line (because I can't decide which I like better):
From embarrassment she died,
So he had to decorate his own Mangina.

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 The title of this post makes a lot more sense now, huh?

Quote of the day:

Me: I'm a genius. That's cuz these *point at boobs* are actually brains.
Andy: Alert the men! Women with big tits actually have brains!

A new shower curtain

For months we've had a perpetually moldy shower curtain. Since I live on campus, I'm not required to provide the curtain for my shower, but I feel less gross if I do. (Cuz, EW, I don't know who lived here before me!) When I moved into this apartment, I had been working for months, but for the first few I was working under a grant. That's all well and good except that my boos is sort of an idiot. So I didn't get paid for the first 2 months. And when I finally got paid, it was only a fraction of what I was supposed to be paid.

So when I moved into this apartment after PSO (pre-service orientation) and finally started being paid by the corporation, I was very.. shall we say conservative? on my purchases. So I bought a cheap shower liner with the intention of replacing it later. Well, shower curtains are not things I think about regularly whilst I'm shopping, so it's been mildewy (I've tried cleaning it, but even bleach didn't help. I'm not kidding when I say this was a CHEAP shower curtain!)

So Friday, shopping with Andy, I finally remembered to get a new shower curtain. Tonight Andy put it up (cuz I'm too short and also very forgetful {that's right, I forget about the shower curtain WHILE I'm IN the shower. I got skillz.})

Andy: I LIKE it! I can finally touch the shower curtain without feeling like I'm gonna catch a disease! (funny, cuz I'm the germ freak).
CRASH CRASH CRASH
I can also knock everything {on the side of the bathtub} down at once.