You know what I hate?

You know what I hate? 

I hate when you have to pee, but you're holding it cuz you're just trying to wrap up whatever you're doing and it should only take about 2 minutes and then suddenly you realize your butt is wet....  And you wonder if you've somehow lost bladder control, along with the rest of the shitstorm of weird things happening to you lately.... but then why do you still have to pee so bad?  And then you realize when you sat down on the floor, you sat in the spot where you hosed down the cat with a squirty bottle for being an asshole earlier.

Yeah. I hate that.