Monday, February 2, 2009

I Hope This Blows Your Canadian Ass Up!


Let me preface this post by explaining the title… I got in a “discussion” the other day with some people talking about the possible explosion of Yellowstone National Park. Despite what people are saying, I do not believe Yellowstone will explode in my lifetime and I have, while doing research for this post, found quite a bit of evidence to support my opinion, as well as reports and quotes from experts saying they don’t think it will happen either.

But while I was trying to explain the science of geothermal activity to them, they obviously didn’t like that I had scientific reasoning and “proof” on my side and tried to end the discussion by saying they were fine because they were in Canada. I tried to explain that country boundaries made no difference to a volcanic episode. They replied that they were near the Yukon, and thus, safe. Then I tried to explain the magnitude of an explosion by using the 1980 eruption of Mt. St. Helens as an example. They had no idea what I was talking about. I asked how old they were. Turns out I was arguing with a 17 and a 19 year old. I made an innocent comment saying that their ages made sense. They took that as an attack about their ages. I only meant that it made sense because they probably didn’t learn as much about the eruption having been born almost 10 years after the event. I am only 22 but I studied the eruption, even though it was before my lifetime. I tried to explain my comment, but they wouldn’t listen, because, apparently, 22 is soooooooo much older than them, and they changed chat rooms (Ok, I’ll admit it, I was on Kongregate, playing games while I was at work… and I noticed a comment on Yellowstone in the chat sidebar… and having been there 3 times, I’m very interested in it… so I got sucked into a game chat room.)

Anyway, Yellowstone National Park is one of my favorite places in the world. Admittedly, I haven’t been very many places, but I’ve done enough research to know how special YNP really is, both as a geographic area and as an animal habitat. And while I could spout off forever how much I love this place and how unique and amazing it is, it is also one of the most dangerous places on the earth, more so than many people realize. This post is to explain just the magnitude an explosion of Yellowstone could be. (And yes, I realize I ended that sentence improperly, but I think the implications of a possible explosion are more important than proper grammar…. Wow, you can see how important this subject is to me, huh? You know how I feel about grammar…. jeez, this side note got long and ramble-y, huh? Haha.)

Opened in March of 1872, Yellowstone was the technically the first national park in the world. It is home to over sixty species of mammals, including bison, elk, wolves, grizzly bears and many others. It features forests, grasslands, mountain ranges, geysers and other attractions. It is considered one of the most popular national parks in the world, with over 2 million visitors every year and over 3,000 employees. It was considered a mythical or magical area in the 1800’s. It was part of the Lewis and Clark expedition.

When most people thinks of the dangers of Yellowstone, they generally think attacking grizzly bears, charging bison and tourist road rage. Often forgotten is the land itself. Stepping off the path in thermal areas, one runs the risk of breaking through the crust and falling into a geyser. Yellowstone National Park is in the center of the Yellowstone Caldera, the largest super-volcano on the continent. It is considered active and has exploded several times in the last 2 million years. Each time a geyser erupts, it helps build the pressure that prepares for the larger eruptions. Each time the chamber under the surface of the earth empties in a miniature eruption, it is refilled with more water at a higher pressure and a higher temperature. As the water boils, it’s forced up a cone-shaped chamber until it erupts to the surface. Each time this happens, the eruption is a little larger until it reaches maximum capacity. This is witnessed every hour at the Old Faithful geyser. Each geyser’s eruption helps build towards the entire area’s eventual eruption.

The eventual eruption sounds scary, but many people are blowing it off because they are “far enough away.” In order to compare possible damage, consider the 1980 eruption of Mt. St. Helens in Washington.

On May 18, 1980, Mount Saint Helens erupted. It has been called the most economically destructive eruption in the US, ever. It destroyed 250 homes, 15 miles of railways, 185 miles of highway and 47 bridges. 57 people were killed. Debris and ash covered over 230 square miles of land. The eruption lasted nine hours. U.S. President Jimmy Carter said, “Someone said this area looked like a moonscape. But the moon looks more like a golf course compared to what's up there.”

Yellowstone covers 3,468 square miles of area. The current caldera was created by an eruption 1,000 times larger than the 1980 eruption of Mt. St. Helens. The crater from the epicenter of the explosion alone was over two-thirds of a mile deep and 52 by 28 miles in area. The largest known eruption spewed over 588 cubic miles of volcanic material. And each eruption leads to a larger eruption. My point? Being in Canada, even in the Yukon, won’t save your uneducated ass.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

25 Random-ish Things About Misty....

Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things,
At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged.
You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you,
It's because I want to know more about you.


1. I cry at everything. I got teared up in the card aisle of Target today, trying to pick out a baby shower card for Kate.

2. I’m a grammar and spelling Nazi and I judge you a little when you spell “what” as “wat”. I hate that texting lingo has moved into so many other realms. If you have a keyboard, you should be able to take that extra second and type the ‘h’. It’s not like you’re charged for the extra character….

3. For that matter, there is “you’re” and “your,” not just always “your.” Learn the freaking difference already!

4. I have a Canon Rebel and I love it. The decision to get that particular camera is probably in the top 5 decisions I have ever made. It may be the only decision I haven’t second-guessed later.

5. My wisdom teeth keep cutting partially through but never fully emerging. I have one cutting right now and I can feel the outline of the tooth through my gums. It’s cool and annoying at the same time.

6. I once got proposed to for knowing the lyrics of “Convoy.”

7. My favorite holidays are Veteran’s Day, Memorial Day, and Thanksgiving.

8. I have all of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures, as well as the stuffed animals.

9. Every time I go to Barnes and Noble I check to see if they have new books by Nevada Barr, Erica Spindler, John Sandford, and Lisa Gardner. I have been waiting for months for the new books by Sandford and Gardner to come out in paperback. They’ve been out in hardback for almost a year but I refuse to buy them that way since I have the rest of the them in paperback… and that’s like 13 books in one series and 7 in the other… and I’m one book away from having the entire Anna Pigeon series by Barr but now the only place I can find her books is at Borders, on the other side of the state. It makes me really sad.

10. I rub my cheek on the pillow right before I fall asleep. I never noticed I did it until I read a PostSecret by someone who does almost the same thing… I mentioned it to Andy and he said he’s known for years. I occasionally take naps semi-on him on the couch… and apparently I rubbed my head all over him. Haha.

11. I LOVE squirrels. It doesn’t really matter what I’m doing, if I see one, even if I’m in the middle of a sentence, I’ll be like, “Oh! A squirrel!!!!”

12. I would skip eating for a day if I got an hour massage out of it. I love a good massage more than I can say.

13. I had braces for a year and 10 months. I’ve had them off for over 3 years now but I still wear my retainers almost every night.

14. I didn’t get my driver’s license until a month before I turned 21.

15. I have indirectly inherited clothes from every member of Andy’s family.

16. I love flower tea and get excited whenever I find some. I always buy it when I find it, even if I already have some, because it’s so hard to find usually.

17. Last year I drank almost an entire gallon jar of pickle juice. It only took me a couple days to eat the pickles and then I drank the juice on a dare. (You still owe me, Andy!)

18. I am strangely in love with flameless candles.

19. I’ve never been on a boat.

20. I’ve been to Yellowstone National Park 3 times. It’s an amazing place. I get excited just looking at the pictures from the last time I went and I hope to take Andy there this summer for our honeymoon.

21. I’m considering using my year of non-competitive eligibility to get a job as a park ranger.

22. I think could watch Hope Floats, The Green Mile or Steel Magnolias every day for the rest of my life and still cry every time.

23. I’m more ticklish than you’ll ever know… but most people who try to tickle me get punched.

24. Andy got me a Flickr Pro account for an early Valentine’s Day present and it’s one of the best gifts ever! (I was going to say it was the best gift, but technically, my camera was a graduation present, so I guess flickr would be kinda silly if I didn’t count the camera….)

25. I bought a cheesecake book and I want to make all the different kinds at least once, but Andy and I never finish any of them, so I need to find an outlet for all my wayward cheesecakes!

So... you're supposed to tag people after you finish, but really, I have 1 subscribed reader and a few people that stop by from time to time.. so Kris, consider yourself tagged, lol, and anyone else who wants to do this, post your links in the comments and I'll stop by!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

2009 is pushing my buttons.

I thought it was gonna be a great year, much much better than last year. But my new year has hit a hitch already... One of my resolutions for the year was to take at least one good picture per day, all year. And I was doing perfect... untilllllll... my camera battery has died and I have looked EVERYWHERE and I still can't find the charger. I've tried to keep in the habit by using my phone to take pictures, but the idea was to take a good/great pic every day... and I'm too artsy to be satisfied by just my phone's camera...
Tomorrow Andy and I have picture with Kate, but afterwords we are gonna TEAR the apartment apart so that we can find the damn thing. But it just upsets me that it's been missing for like 3 days. And since my camera is out of commission and Ihaven't yet bought a card reader, I can't get to the pictures I took either. Haaaaaa-rumph.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Fluff Baby


Fluff Baby, originally uploaded by woodstocklsnoopy.

This was taken back in October, but it was on mom's camera, so it took a bit to get this... but I love this one. I miss my Fluffenstuf.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Progress in Progress.... Maybe...

Still trying to get a new format here, one that won't cut off pictures but is still colorful and fun... so bear with me...

I'm bored at work... forgive me please...

1. Where is your cell phone? in my apartment, on the coffee table
2. Your significant other? Andy
3. Your hair? up
4. Your mother? Pam
5. Your father? Ron
6. Your favorite thing? Andy, lol
7. Your dream last night? I don't want to talk about it.
8. Your favorite drink? Coke or Sunkist Cherry Limeade
9. Your dream/goal? idk right now
10. The room you're in? my office
11. Your fear? losing Andy
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? bed.
13. Where were you last night? my apartment
14. What you are not? sleeping
15. Muffins? ummm... sure?
16. One of your wish list items? MacBook Pro
17. Where you grew up? O'Neill, NE
18. The last thing you did? checked the service learning email
19. Your TV? Andy's
21. Your pets? Punk is my "son", Fluffenstuf is basement cat.
22. Your computer? gateway laptop, old.... sad
23. Your life? hasn't really begun yet
25. Missing someone? not really yet. I'm not totally human yet, but w=once I wake all the way up, I'll miss him
26. Your car? 2007 Suzuki Reno (well, Andy's car, but it's complicated)
27. Something you’re not wearing? ummm... coat. i would normally say shoes, but they are still on so far... I didn't wear pants all day yesterday.
28. Favorite Store? target, borders, idk
29. Your summer? the end of my year of service... warmness... mmmm
30. Your favorite color? teal, lime
31. When is the last time you laughed? yesterday? maybe today, can't remember
32. Last time you cried? yesterday when Andy and I argued... or Sunday when i accidentally kneed him in the face.
33. Who will/would re-post this? why is this stupid question on every one of these things? whoever does it will do it. I really don't care...

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

hmmmmm... Silly? Maybe.

I wanted to write a post about all the silliness going on around here this week, but all of a sudden I can't get pictures to load in here... So I'll try again later... but It's silly around here!